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Mcdonalds Vu
13:45:03 Jan 22nd 08 - Mr. Peacemakerofdoom III:

Everyone needs a break from wars and politics right? this is the place to go to. Mcdonalds, the perfect fast food restauraunt where you can all talk and have fun, eat and drink coke or pepsi. All are welcome!!

*Peacemaker sits down waiting*


15:25:50 Jan 22nd 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp. mmmmmm Humans...



15:35:31 Jan 22nd 08 - Mr. Peacemakerofdoom III:

might, that will cost you E5, any other sauces you would like to have? also, mcdonalds are hiring managers, cooks and waiters. !


17:44:24 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

I'll be the head chef!

*puts on Apron and tall hat*

Free BigMacs to the first ten people!!!


18:25:28 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Kassius The Kookie Bandit:

*waits for the first american to walk in and sue MD for making them fat :P*


21:48:44 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Comes in and smacks Arvious in the head with a large mallet*

"Thats for your weird tavern menu writing skills!"

*Leaves before Arvious can respond*

OUTCOME:

  • Arvious's tall hat was flattened!
  • Big Macs were splatted!


22:30:03 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*grabs staff and reverses time to when demonsul was just walking in*

"DIE!!!"

*shoots demonsul 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 times in the head*

"More ketchup! Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


22:44:04 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Comes back to life, blows up McDonalds, and dies in explosion, killing Arvious once and for all*

[you cant kill a dead guy lol]

*A large memorial service is held in honor of Demonsul for blowing up Arvious*


22:49:27 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*Arvious's brother reverse time to the point when demonsul was about to be born and kills the baby, reversing the affects of what happened*

BigMac's for everyone with very thick ketchup!!!


22:53:54 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul's ghost haunts Arvious for all eternity, making him scream and wet himself whenever he tries to do anything or talk to anyone*

[No offense, this just isnt the same as the tavern]


22:58:48 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*gets ghost-hunting kit and bladder control medicine and gets wet underwear and Demonsul is gone for good*

Now the only way he can come back to life is to be a zombie.

(Why did I say that!?!)


23:00:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

DETONATOR SET. ARVIOUS IMPLOSION IN 10
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1

KABOOM!!!
Arvious Eliminated


23:03:40 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*(how many times do I have to do this) Arvious's brother reverses back in time (AGAIN) and puts Demonsul's zombie form in a world of sunshine, making him in eternal anguish (because zombies hate the light)*


23:04:41 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

[no they dont]

REPEAT OF MY LAST POST but substitute Arvious for Arvious's Brother


23:09:12 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Rtas Vadumee:

*beep* mcdonalds, quick pwns


23:10:34 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

YOUR IN A WORLD OF SUNSHINE, NOT HERE!!!

*reverses to the point where Arvious is at countdown 5*

5

*grabs arvious*

4

*runs to the portal*

3

*jumps in the air*

2

*is 1 inch away from portal*

1

*gets through*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hurray, I'm alive!!!"


23:11:48 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

The detonator was strapped to your waist. It went through the portal with you

Arvious and his Bro Eliminated


23:14:05 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*Arvious's sister reverses time, freezes it when the count down reached 2, pulled off the detonator, unfreezes time, they escape, but she dies*


23:15:49 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Implosion Upgraded to Explosion
-Planet Destroyed-
Arvious, his Bro and his Sis Eliminated

Space/Time Relations Destroyed
Time Rewind to 3rd Post


23:18:20 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*Arvious's um... cousin simply blows up McDonald's when arvious and his brother where in the vortex*


23:19:56 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Ok this is just insane. Let me rewrite Arvious's post to make it slightly more sane:

Arvious:

"I'll be the head chef!"

*puts on Apron and tall hat*

"Free BigMacs to the first...wow, i just got the wierdest sense of Deja vu..."


23:22:06 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

Demonsul says, "Why do I think I just died 1,000,000 times?"

"Cool, a BigMac!"


23:23:48 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Takes BigMac without paying and sets off to the Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon*


23:24:58 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

and thats when we signed the truce and this post ended

Bye!

(BECAUSE I QUIT!!!)


23:26:32 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Its not exactly chronological (I ate the BigMac in the tavern before I took it from here) but I have a feeling this thread will be empty without us

But goodbye anyway


23:28:16 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

Well, duh this thread is empty, you and I basically took over Ye Olde Tavern and McDonalds.

(remember I reversed time, like, a 100 times, so nothing is chronologically correct anymore)


23:29:25 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

i did that again? God im like the sign of the apocalypse
come on lets at least try to revive the tavern


15:21:12 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Peacemakerofdoom III:

peacemakerofdoom makes a sign "anyone named demonsul will be kicked out and beaten", he also hires people to kill him. Any volunteers?


18:23:22 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"i only really killed a thread once. please, take it easy guys...er..."

*Runs off, chased by hired thugs*


22:39:11 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

"...Uh, I got a message to stop $P@Ming threads, so bye!"

*runs to Demonsul's hiding place.*


17:32:52 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*boots Arvious out of his hiding place*

"If you wrote decent replies I wouldn't be doing this! Now get lost!"

*Shoots Arvious with crossbow*


21:19:37 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*runs to Hospital and hides in a galaxy far far away*


00:37:01 Feb 9th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

*wonder (in a galaxy far far away...) why no one (NO O-uh uh uh uhne-NE!!) posted in five days, and remembers I ruined this post by leaving*


01:39:25 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) kills the hired thugs and blows up the BigMac recipe and soda machine*


11:44:02 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo...


13:05:35 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

*secretly puts poison to foods*
*everyone died while eating*


03:28:43 Feb 28th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Don Vito Septim walks in with his two Capos, the two Capos beat the crap out of peacemakerofdoom.

"The Septims own this neighborhood, so you have to pay us protection!", says one of the Caporegimes.


23:04:10 Feb 28th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary beats the :-o out of Septim's thugs and rips the thug leader in half*


21:01:28 Feb 29th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

*Vito Septim pulls out an anti-Gary snub-nosed revolver and shoots Gary five times in the head, Septim then runs out.


23:01:38 Feb 29th 08 - Mr. Plato:

"You fool!!!!!  I'm immune to guns!  I'm the DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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